[Approaches the guy] His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Hi, fellas! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! [to Jordan after the incident] Some little hooker you were fucking last night? I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. There were more over here. Except for that one time. You know how much I love you, right? That conniving twat! Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Jordan Belfort: Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Stratton Oakmont. In which case, you know, we could start fresh. We are going down! I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. I don't have jack-shit. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. This is America. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Pride. Jordan Belfort: 4. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! You know? it doesnt exist. Look at yourself, Jordan. They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! It's fairy dust. Number one rule of Wall Street. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: What are these sides? The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. It's his first day on Wall Street. vials of coke. One fucking day. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. I love it. It's not like Look. I love you, baby. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. $4,000? I don't drink anymore. Brad: Is it Wednesday already? The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life. But there's a big chance, right? If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. There were four right here. GODDAMN IT! Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? And I choose rich every fucking time. Does that ring a bell? When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. I'm still hard. Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. I'm constantly asking myself questions. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Look at this! One day, you will do it right. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Brooklyn. Jordan Belfort: There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? That's the fuckin' point. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! The show goes on! Brad: We'll get broad-sided and tip over. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. You hear me? Yeah. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Get off me! $430,000 in one month, Jordy. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Jordan Belfort: In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? Jordan Belfort: I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? [gets a wire] That is fucked up! Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. Don't do that. Naomi Lapaglia: Is your landlord ready to evict you? Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Jordan Belfort: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Naomi Lapaglia: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Naomi Lapaglia: Guys with sales experience. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: It's never landed. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Captain Ted Beecham: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Rogue wave! Donnie Azoff: In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. You're never gonna see the kids again! Donnie Azoff: Her pussy was like heroin to me. We are here to make money! Nicky Koskoff: I want to make money. The show goes on! This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Do I Do I I jerk off? Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. Not Italy. Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: You know? While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Watch. WHY? You dress like shit, so fuck you! Coming Soon. That's not why I do it. I fucked up! Jordan Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know? Are you sure? Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. [Furious about newspaper article] Theyre wrapped in sheets. Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Good. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Oh my God! [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Jordan Belfort: If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Right! New world. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Because I want you to come for me, baby. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Jordan Belfort: Power. She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! So I recruited some of my home town boys. Jordan Belfort: Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Privacy Policy Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Across the Verrazano's Bridge. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Right? And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Mark Hanna: Patrick Denham: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Jordan Belfort: Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Can fucking sell anything. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. I'm also Dutch, German, English. All Quotes picks her up. I gotta tell you. A place for mercenaries. The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Its a woozie. Donnie Azoff: Don't worry about it, I got it. Jordan Belfort: What do you mean you want a divorce? What the fuck does that even mean? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Saturday Night Fever territory. And eviscerate your enemies. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! I'm going to hell, Jordan! Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? But he didn't go along with us. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Jordan Belfort: Nothing. Naomi Lapaglia: Hello, John. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Donnie. Donnie Azoff: I felt horrible. Naomi and I got along. Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Oh my God! Its not on the elemental chart. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. I want to. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. It's a joke! For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. I don't even know who Venice is. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. What the fuck is going on out here? Max Belfort: I got news for you. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I don't wanna die, Jordan! Brad: Donnie Azoff: [dubious] Bears. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. I will not die sober! However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. Jordan Belfort: Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Jordan Belfort: The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. Brad: Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Max Belfort: [in thoughts] The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jordan Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. The jet skis just went overboard! That was you! That's not how you treat people. Shut the fuck up! All rights reserved. It's a woozie. Chester Ming: It wasn't even a choice. I'm fucked up, Brad. [checks on Donnie] I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Jordan Belfort: Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Error rating book. The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? They were everywhere! Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Jordan Belfort: Go ahead and fuck me. Mark Hanna: Read critic reviews. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Go on. Donnie Azoff: You're a father now, Jordan. Jordan Belfort: I got you. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Jordan Belfort: That's not why I do it. Right! [when asked who is Captain Ahab] So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Naomi Lapaglia: And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Beni fucking hanna!. Jordan Belfort: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Twenty fucking years! With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. You're gonna miss it! And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. You called the captain the n-word. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Jordan Belfort: Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Jordan Belfort: Come for me, baby. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Give yourself no choice but to succeed. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Say hi, mommy! Jordan Belfort: But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Naomi Lapaglia: Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Mark Hanna: You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Right there? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" What the fuck are you talking about? We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. How are you doing today? He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Champagne. Once in the morning, right after I work out. [hears a phone] The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. But it gets even better, baby. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Holy fuck, you did just say that. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Get off me! Its never landed. Jordan Belfort: Is your landlord ready to evict you? Hey Paulie, what's up? And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Donnie Azoff: Max Belfort: Good! Okay, great. Mayday! And guess what? What are you, a fucking owl? In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. I haven't made love to you in so long. Let me get that right. You understand? That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort: Her father is the brother of my mom. Jordan Belfort: We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Jesus Christ. Naomi Lapaglia: Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. No, no, this can be explained. Technically, you do work for me. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. Jordan Belfort: Ugh! Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Drama, Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. I'm not ashamed to admit it. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Right, right. Its fairy dust. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Donnie Azoff: Baby, it gets worse. Donnie Azoff: I was hooked in seconds. Oh, California? Tell me. The world of investing can be a jungle. This is what you do? The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Jordan Belfort: And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! Bo Dietl: Mark Hanna: Right? Jordan Belfort: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Look! Mark Hanna: You're gonna give me a pass? Jordan Belfort: Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Is it, is it mayhem? Naomi Lapaglia: Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. Jordy, look what you've got here. Well that's good news. Sell that. Not a stitch. Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: Jean Jacques Saurel: I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I want a divorce. Naomi Lapaglia: Uh, what the fuck! I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: See those little black boxes? ~ Teresa Petrillo. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. Naomi Lapaglia: So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. She designs women's panties too? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Well, we don't work for you, man! [reacting to market crash] I'm sure. Donnie Azoff: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Want me to come for you? Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: That's my boy right there. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Implosions are ugly. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! Jordan Belfort: He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Donnie Azoff: FUCK! Is there an apology message on the machine?" Alden Kupferberg: You're dealing with numbers. Max Belfort: [voice over] I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Patrick Denham: You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. But thats not because youre a failure. You're almost there! No, everything's fine. I love you. Jordan Belfort: And particularly troublesome. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Max Belfort: [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost.
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