This series of limericks first appeared in a June 14, 1924 edition of a Nantucket newspaper. and you did cover up those words! We have more brie-lliant cheese puns where this came from! Nan wished she had stuck with Nebraska, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a young man from Belgrave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er . Yeah! Some old skool bad jokes and limericks from when I was a kid. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? Mohan Kumar from UK on December 22, 2010: Thanks for the laughs. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. Copyright @ 2015 Yesterday's Island, Inc.. All Rights Reserved. But the banister broke There once was a man from Nantucket, HubPages is a registered trademark of The Arena Platform, Inc. Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners. Interestingly enough, I find the first batch of limericks a lot more entertaining than Lear's may I open my eye now?? It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. LOL! Confused? and thanks, nell. There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / Shes gone to her rest, / Its all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. I can always count on you, Nell! Along came his wife, There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2020: Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on May 10, 2020: A nice collection. Nell Rose (author) from England on February 17, 2017: LOL! With him were real cruel; you cant duck it. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. . yes Larry is quite the poet don't you think? or Gravity Falls. Thanks for the fun. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Because they have cotton balls. Besides Iowa, read up on the funniest jokes about all 50 states. Keep writing! I feel like writing a few myself. Cash flows through my bucket, a sieve. lol! loved the first one best! who once said to his whore, It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Nan grabbed a deck of cards and a tent, And cut off his meat and two veg! Suzie from Carson City on April 02, 2020: You ultra-talented little English woman!! A wonderful bird is the pelican / His bill holds more than his belican / He can take in his beak / Enough food for a week / But Im damned if I see how the helican. glad you liked them, cheers nell.
Lori Colbo from United States on September 21, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 09, 2011: Hi, Dustin, appreciate it! raisingme from Fraser Valley, British Columbia on August 22, 2010: What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years. When he sells, all that cash hell just truck it! lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! Inside this room
Nantucket! Ivorwen from Hither and Yonder on August 18, 2010: These are so funny! LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes . Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend Some outbound links on this webpage may be affiliate links to help us generate revenue from commissions. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 22, 2011: Hi, lambservant, lol! There Once was a Girl Named Lilly. Another great hub, my dear! There once was a girl from Nantucket, Using limericks like there once was a Girl from Nantucket at work or in professional settings may get you in trouble or cause you to lose respect with the management. Because the limerick is such a flexible form of verse, limericks for kids can be just as funny as clever limericks. Nantucket who? Since most sayings are explicit, they may also classify themselves as misogynistic. NFL . Texas senator Ted Cruz was mocked mercilessly on Twitter after he tweeted a line from a limerick attacking president Joe Biden 's travel plan. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. The man and the girl with the bucket; AFAIK, the Bartok limerick is the handiwork of Jim Wildman, whom I haven't seen in ages. If youre all grown up now and you love cracking short jokes or clever jokes, why not add a few funny limericks to your repertoire? Great stuff! Who kept all his cash in a bucket. To West Virginia she went, Yep, its awhole bunch of limericks thatll have you clicking to shrink your browser. Non-Linear Lines from Alberta, Canada on February 01, 2011: Thanks for the giggle! (B) Da da dum da da dum Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2012: Thanks Vinaya, they are the one thing that always makes people smile when they hear them! Knock Knock
Who's there! He said, Oh my love, Chris Whitehead of West Sussex, UK, There once was a man from Nantucket Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Did she think on that bucket Twas Roger, the lodger, by God! 0
And sparks fly out of his ass! As you probably think thanks so much, nell, Very entertaininh hub! He promised awed voters if they'd be his promoters, I could give you some cash the world nutty. Hilarious Gavin & Stacey Quotes And Funny Catchphrases! Whose balls were made of brass "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates often ribald rhymes and puns. There once was a man from sprocket As he wiped off his chin lol thanks nell. Thanks so much for the yucks!!! Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on April 03, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on April 03, 2020: Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. Frequently, limerick examples. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 19, 2010: Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. lol thanks so much nell. My favorite ones have always been about the little boy Willy: Hi, ACSutliff, thanks for liking it, I was going to make it a bit ruder then I thought, no don't push my luck! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! Then, it was based upon a well-endowed man. Who thought babies were fashioned by God, He sent Nan home, with a plan, to Nantucket. Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. Chicago Tribune "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were . It's based upon a poem about a man who was blessed. Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on October 22, 2015: (Others elsewhere.) Ahem. And as for the bucket, Nantucket! I am going to forward this to my brother-in-law, 'cause I know he will get a kick out of it! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 13, 2010: Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell. Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, I have looked everywhere for the photo, but this was before we were told to add links, and I wish I had now, I think, If I remember right, that I put in google search something like tavern wench, but I am not sure, sorry, I will take another look because its driving me mad now! So she lifted her dress and said f*** it!. Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov Watch Dogs: Legion. See answer (1) Copy. But of course, don't you know, the gentility is but a mask, and the funniest jokes are off-color! Heres one from me hope you find it funny.. Once was a dog with hind leg missing, If you thought this limerick was funny, youll love these funny science jokes. Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on August 24, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on June 09, 2012: Hi tony, glad you liked it! Freebsd Limericks: 369 of 860. The opening line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke . He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck. full of cash on Nantucket? There was a young lady from Munich, Who wore a very short tunic. / It seems theyve been trying forever / To find x, y, and z / And its quite clear to me: / If theyve not found them yet then theyll never. 10 Fucking Limericks ----- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Whose prick was so long he could suck it. And finished her off in mid-air. There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose cock was so long he could suck it,Said he with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it! Ah Ha. He said to his girl Peter Chubb, Aldeburgh, Suffolk, England, Pa went back to Nantucket, Just need some Irish beer. This particular limerick became popular blue comedy in 1902 when it was first published by Prof. Dayton Voorhees in Princeton Tiger. %PDF-1.5
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thanks! There once was a man from . And now there's little Franky. There once was a man from Nantucket . Nell Rose (author) from England on September 02, 2010: Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) Your email address will not be published. And the cash that it held caused a row, They clang together Sprouted out of his ass This is my first time to hear about limericks. However, most of them are explicit language, and we doubt you want to hear any of them. View history. from a similar masculine aroma. But that leaves a question now, dont it? There was a dear lady of Eden, / Who on apples was quite fond of feedin; / She gave one to Adam, / Who said, Thank you, Madam, / And then both skedaddled from Eden. thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. Who lived on pig shit and snot She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher? Today is all about word play and rhymesto celebrate the birthday of English artist and writer Edward Lear. A blue jay! he cried. so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. Jokes are a story or a short narrative based on fiction or fact that are intended to amuse, to delight, and possibly inform. These are so funny. Lear, who was born in1812, was all about a bit of funand wrotehis Book of Nonsense of 72 limericks in 1846 with exactly that in mind. Which distressed all the people of Chertsey. yes limericks are hard to write, but fun though! But failed and in wrath cried Aw shuck it! I do have a bit of garden, and two balconys so I head out to those. Ill have nothing but love left to give. ----- There once was a . endstream
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<. Poor old Nan and the man in Alaska. Pa said, I dont have that bucket, Nantucket. So there you have it, mixing the English drunkards with the poetic Irish, we ended up with the mixture of Limerick that we know so well today! Thanks Lizzy! Sooo Shorry, too much tooo drinkkkkkk! This is funny and amusing, I enjoyed your work very much. There was a young fellow of Crete / Who was so exceedingly neat / When he got out of bed / He stood on his head / To make sure of not soiling his feet. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 09, 2012: Thanks Lee, really funny! (B) Da da dum da da dum There was a young fellow named Bob. -2 super_ag 7 yr. ago This violates the rules of a limerick where the last line has to rhyme with the first two. lol yeah I like the sally one too, just about right, but I think Edward Lear needed to take a few more poetry lessons!! They are tough to write and I never can! The word Limerick comes from the town in Ireland called, well, Limerick! For since he was lam and its great to hear some new ones. how did you know? This town is one of the settings from the famous book Moby Dick, and in the 19th century, it was the whaling capital of the world. I need a front door for my hall, thanks Audrey! He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! I penned this short verse, and with luck it There once was a girl from Hoboken, who swore her cherry was broken, from riding her bike, on a cobblestone pike, but it was really broken from pokin'. This has no impact on the price you pay :). The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. Which of course is all of you! In stormy weather, There was a young girl of Cape Cod John Ryan, Haverill, MA. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 17, 2012: Hi Mohan, thanks for reading them, my witty little ditties! If youre a history buff, youll get a kick out of these history jokes. I love this.. made me laugh I really enjoyed. For he told a fat girl she was skinny! Limericks were popularized in the 19th century by the British humorist Edward Lear, although limerick examples are found in the works of authors as diverse as William Shakespeare and Dante Gabriel Rossetti. ha ha. The exact origin of this limerick remains unknown. As well as the man This got her pants wet, Which made her upset, And when it was cold she would freeze. ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go This is understandably a very popular hub. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. I just made it up when posting. His nuts were made out of brass, Stole the money and ran, There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. There once was a boy named Dan, who wanted to fry in a pan. From some of their earliest appearances in Edward Lear's The Book of Nonsense to today's modern masterpieces, limericks have caused millions of . 2023 The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers on this website. There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. *sighs* Not even a bar-room poet. Cruz responded by reciting the opening line of an infamous dirty limerick that utilizes certain phrases which rhyme with "Nantucket." Earlier this year, as Cruz's state of Texas faced devastating winter storms that decimated its independent power grid, the Senator flew to sunny Cancn, Mexico as hundreds of his constituents froze to death. They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; You certainly know how to put the words together to make witty tales! Ran away with a man, If you liked this funny limerick, try out some of these food jokes. I told you it's my job to suck it! Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on February 17, 2017: ROFL! lol! In a handwoven Nantucket Basket. A few years ago, Yesterdays Island began to encourage readers to continue the saga. Man From Nantucket Lyrics There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. And, as for the bucket, Nantucket. A dirty, old man from Nantucket. I actually put this one on my answering machine many years ago. I wrote one recently that has gone missing, and I wish I could find it. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. MORE: A boy wrote a poem about living with Aspergers and it will break your heart a little, MORE: World Poetry Day 2016: The best spring and Easter poems to celebrate poetry day. Amazing Funny Facts and Crazy Statistics! But Nan and the man I will have to remember that one! Click to expand. Nantucket is in fact a real place, based in Massachusetts, USA. At the local museum His daughter, named Nan, Ran off with a man, And as for the bucketNan took it. Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter, Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes. Nobody has ever accused me of being a poet before. I am glad you liked it! The was a man from Nantucket Al Gini, Loyola University Chicago . 1. Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. It isNational Limerick Day2016 and the jokes are flooding in. Pa found Nan dealing in Wheeling. Usually, you rhyme the limerick with other similar explicit words. It took a lot of searching all over the place, but I love them, don't you? Whether this is true or not, they have certainly been vulgarised today. So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Audrey Howitt from California on March 17, 2014: Nell Rose (author) from England on January 04, 2013: Hi teaches, lol! There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. Cheers. Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! these are funny! And as for the bucket they took it. And quick as a mouse, And as for their fortune, Dantucket. Send the limericks to us at P.O. There once was a girl from Nantucket. 469 0 obj
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With the help of her hound. It's a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Larry Fields from Northern California on May 11, 2012: I should have expressed myself more clearly. Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? With a colourful lack of restraint! How to spell the potato has tried / Many minds, sometimes mine, Ill confide. kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick. the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. A magazine writer named Bing / Could make copy from most anything; / But the copy he wrote / of a ten-dollar note / Was so good he now lives in Sing Sing. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. Who saw Brandon and told him to _____." Happy St. Patrick's Day! lol! Hick! His balls went clang The star violinist was bowing; / The quarrelsome oarsmen were rowing. :)))) (fab. Fortune: 369 - 378 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks. Concave or convex,
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but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean. Its clean version is about a man who keeps his change in a bucket. Funny Jokes; Top Rated; Most Discussed. Chicago Tribune out on Sankaty sand (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum Deborah Brooks Langford from Brownsville,TX on January 03, 2013: Nell my friend.. kathryn1000 from London on October 12, 2010: Really good.Must read them again if the winter blues strike/. Voted up and the buttons too. And if you want to stump them while youre at it, give them a few of these hard riddles to test their smarts. and see Mhatter99 too. There once was a man from Nantucket, There once was a girl in the choir / Whose voice rose up hoir and hoir, / Till it reached such a height / It went clear out of seight, / And they found it next day in the spoir. endstream
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There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? In search of the infamous bucket. As he wiped off his chin, if my mouth was a cunt I could fuck it. Like a short skirt, She used it to flirt, With all the men who were not eunuchs. She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time. To check on a bird Nell Rose (author) from England on August 20, 2010: HI, angel thanks for stopping by, yes they do certainly have a soothing rhythm to them, glad you liked them, cheers nell. If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. There was a young man of Nantucket Nan showed some class Nell Rose (author) from England on December 08, 2011: Hi, Martie, I love limericks, I can't even remember why I started this hub, must have been in a joking mood! Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Its a common limerick, and many people know it and use it hundreds of years later. glad it made you laugh! I've built a little API-as-a-Service platform that makes it easy to create an API and deploy it to a private cloud. eIV0yL 1` D:f@h&F8PM@0 dS
But a fall on his cutlass Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog thanks for reading, nell. Return home again, All of are parties were bawdy and limericks were a fixture that induced competition and mixed well with the mud, the blood and the beer. But his daughter, named Nan, vietnamvet68 from New York State on April 29, 2011: now these are really cute, I'm surprised I never found them before. I found this extremely entertaining, thanks for the laughs. A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast"
There was a young man from Brighton But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter. We recommend our users to update the browser. The rocket went bang So easy you can use a spreadsheet and launch it in less than 5 minutes. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Patrick McKeon, Princeton, NJ, Pa said, Nan, about the bucket: There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly. Advised the two people to chuck it There once was a man from Bel Air sorry it took so long to answer, I seem to be running around like a mad woman these last few days! Who had one so long he could suck it. You'll use the phrase in public, typically in an X-rated format, to tell someone that you don't care about what they are saying or a task you are doing. For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up. However, they have a reputation for rhyming bad language and have a reputation for being uncouth, as its the case with our limerick for there once was a girl from Nantucket..
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